ive literally never been more motherfucking offended or upset in my goddamned life
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
Real life doesn’t have anywhere near enough spontaneous, pre-choreographed, group dance numbers for my liking.
you know how people lose their virginity, im like gaining it
i think the english should be able to vote for themselves because nobody else does
why isn’t “so….yeah.” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper
I’ve not really ever had Starbucks… Someone take me?
literally what the fuck
imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays
- Rolo and Juliet
- Mars Ado About Nothing
- Antonutella and Cleopatra
- Merchocolate of Venice
- Two Gentlemint of Verona
- Richerry III
It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard.
I wish that we could all get along like we did in middle school