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"I don’t like reality, I like fiction much more."
- Chris Colfer (via chriscolfernews)
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kissedmequiteinsane:

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ive literally never been more motherfucking offended or upset in my goddamned life

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slayerkitty:

 

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arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

posted on May 25 via × orig. with 433732 notes


time-to-try-defying-gravity:

Real life doesn’t have anywhere near enough spontaneous, pre-choreographed, group dance numbers for my liking.

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vorfreudde:

you know how people lose their virginity, im like gaining it

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ffinicks:

i think the english should be able to vote for themselves because nobody else does



chlotana:

baby-youremyliquor:

chlotana:

why isn’t “so….yeah.” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper

I’ve not really ever had Starbucks… Someone take me?

literally what the fuck

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the-rest-in-trumpets:

katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

  • Oreothello
  • Rolo and Juliet
  • Macberry
  • Mars Ado About Nothing
  • Antonutella and Cleopatra
  • Merchocolate of Venice
  • Two Gentlemint of Verona
  • Richerry III

It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard. 



I wish that we could all get along like we did in middle school

posted on May 9 via × orig. with 77558 notes